OMG aren't they .... CUTE .

The night is still young. It got younger after these bunch of 'LADIES' hop in and start wriggling on the dance floor.

It fill the whole hall with laughters and threw everyone off their chairs. Even the MaMMa Mia song is muted.

Seeing is believing.


See more of them in CUTE LADIES album.

Kajang Hash Dinner and Dance started off with a GREAT BANG.

A very sporting and innovative hasher from KH3 shaved his head bold except for our famous sign KH3.

He was later voted for the best dress male of the night.

Big hand to him, 'Wu Kui Sang'.

Kajang Hash House Harrier Dinner and Dance started with a 'BIG BANG' with our Grandmaster,

GM Funtoong, singing his infamous signature hokkien song- 'happy is good'.

The group of back up dancers are also highly 'commended and professional'. I heard from rumours they are Ex MaMMa Mia back up dancers.

On ! On !

Watch out for more. Happy blogging.

Kajang Hash Dinner & Dance.

After a year break KH3 will be holding its 2008 D & D on 20th December 2008 at Restaurant Xi Lai Ton ,Sg Chua Kajang. Time very punctual at 7.00pm.



Theme for the night will be "BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL" disco nite.



Dress code for the night ofcource is BLACK or BLACK & WHITE.



I wonder how I look dress up in black & white (back to primary school days) or ????





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That me , PEANUT KING, in BLACK & WHITE. Smart ehh !

Visit me at Facebook.

I will update this site with hashing news and if possible stock mkt news.
Any other gossips and hearsays will appear in Facebook site.

Try signing in at facebook it's free and fun and anyone can join.

Signing up can never be easier.

http://www.facebook.com/

I am going to the Olympic games 2008.

You guy must be wondering how I manage to get the tickets.

I GET 8 TICKETS TO ALL THE EVENTS,

4 HOTEL ROOMS,

FOOD, CAR & FREE ROUND TRIP AIR FARE.

FOR 21 DAYS IN CHINA.



You can win this free trip too if you answer correctly all the questions below:


1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?


2. Which ones are male twins?


3. Which ones are the female twins?


4. How many women are in the group?


5. Which one is the teacher?


6. Which two just finished a joint?






GOOD LUCK!!
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Please do not hessitate to call or email me if you answer all correctly.

I will meet you in Beijing.

Note:If you have become cukoo not my fault.

Going To Heaven D.I.Y

'When we drink, we get drunk.


When we get drunk, we fall asleep.


When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.


When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.


So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'

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Oh Lord, I am coming.

How to fight inflation

Dear friends and fellow bloggers, I am back after a tired football season.


I felt really tired and boring after such a long break.

My mind is empty and I dont know how to start woh...help !!

Many advices from friends but best of all they said is to do alot of reading.







Lately with the inflation hitting 7% and everthing is up except the stock market, where got heart to work.


I must write a letter to my boss to request for some salary increment to fill up my lost in buying power.

Read below ......a copy of my letter to my boss.

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Peanut$ king

Dear Bo$$, hope to receive $oone$t reply po$$ible.
note$: the S $ign is $lightly magnified for ea$ier reading.

Stock View-Perisai Petroleum Teknologi bhd.

Perisai( 0047 ) share price spike up after the announcement of rights,warrants and bonus issue on saturday 310508.

Technically the chart is breaking out of its consolidation since April 08 when it hit resistant at 137. It also surge above its 200 days MA which is at 130. With 130 +- as its immediate support the stock could break above its immediate resistance at 136/7 and test 145,155 and its high of 167 provided its volume follow through and the macro market is bullish.

The macro klse looks weak with downward bias. Technically it have no direction with the unstable political situation now.

I still advice to sell into strength and take profit whenever available.

>>> Football time- EURO 2008

My Dear Bloggers Friend.

I am fedup of being a Remisier.

So I took a brave decision today. Business is so quite .....very often remisiers are found sleeping.

With today being my last day here, I would like to inform each and
everyone of you of my decision.

I am leaving company as I have got a small job as a football coach.

It is quite far from here. Anyways, I will miss u guys.



I finally inform my BOSS of my decision to quit.

I would like to say thanks to all from bottom of my heart. I will send you
all my mobile number when I reach there.

Keep Smiling...

bye... bye...

Wishing you all the best of luck for your future. Keep in touch.



I have enclose a photo of my all my footballers in my team.
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>>> How to marry a rich man?

Four young gals decided that when they grew up they must be rich and must marry a rich man to maintain their expensive lifestyle.

They come to a conclusive points which all agreed to follow:

• stay healthy and smile always.


• must exercise regularly and be curvy to stay attractive.


• make sure the legs are small and pointy.


• die the hair regularly to be 'in and sharp'.


• must not be ashame to wear bikini in public.


• must meet up regularly to exchange ideas yearly.

After 20 years they finally meet up in PUBLIC TO MAKE A COMPARISION.

I invite you to be my judge and feel FREE TO COMMENT WITH ALL YOUR HEART.

BUT pls take note , .......No Wolves Whistling.

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>>>Why the famous Blogger opt for BAIL?

Initially he thought why not take the opportunities to LOOSE SOME WEIGHT.



He refuse to try the ideas I put up on this blog.

He decide to go on a BANANA DIET.



After 2 days behind bars he went BANANA.

.. and start to hallucinate about the
super drink during HAPPY HOURS,

the aroma or the BAK KOT TEH and

the wonder smoke of CUBA CIGARS.



That's not all ....he misses the GOOD FOOD from his WONDER CHEF.


We fellows blogger frens knew this WONDER CHEF can make him change his mind about jail even though his wife fails to persuade him.



WE WENT ON A MAD RUSH TO BRING HIS WONDER CHEF TO COOK IMMEDIATELY.



The WONDER CHEF oblige by cooking all his FAVORITE FOOD.

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>>>Why the famous blogger opt for JAIL?

Lately a famous blogger was send to jail because he refused to pay bail. This is the first time a blogger has been charged with sedition.

"This is becoming a test case," his lawyer said.

I being a first time blogger must be very careful not to be the second one in line to be charge.

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From now on I be very friendly and smile always.

I have advice all my fellow bloggers frens to smile like me.

With such a smile you can't get into any trouble.

Don't you think so.

>>> Dear God I BEG YOU !

Government Job interview:

Boss: Are you a veteran?

Man:"Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam."

Boss: "Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

Man: "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled
it doesn't affect my ability to work though."

Boss: "Sorry to hear about the damage; but, I have some good news for you, as of right now you
are hired.

Man: Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in at 10a.m., and we'll get you started. If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me come in at 10a.m.?

Boss: Well here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for
the first 2 hours. No point in you coming in for that...

Man: 'very angry'... this is BALLESS DISCREMINATION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.

After cooling down he kneel down to pray......and seek forgiveness
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Man: I break his BALLS too.... Amen

>>> I am not sure what is HE THINKING?

I am very confuse about his action.

First I thought he wanted to loose weight using a newer method after reading my blog.

On Second thought why loose weight risking your life.You might end up breaking a few bones instead.

Thirdly I think this guy must have a quarrel with his girlfriend lately so he wanted to 'let go' some steam with someone that's from a big organisation.

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>>>Secret of Man losing weight FREE OF CHARGE.

The latest trend is to own a trishaw and look out for FAT LADIES.

We man must discourage them from going to the spas, slimming centres and buying slimming products.

Don't scratch your head bold when you read my statement above.

Look at the photo below which is self explainary.

Imagine the amout of calories lost if she wanted to go

GENTING HIGHLAND.....OMG ...help me.

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>>>Do you know who is Chen Lee?

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.A few days later, he received this report:




> MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
> YOU LEAVE HOUSE
> I WATCH HOUSE
> HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
> HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
> HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
> I LOOK IN WINDOW.
> HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
> HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
> HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
> I PLAY WITH ME.
>I FALL OUT OF TREE.
>I NO SEE.

NO FEE. CHEN LEE. SO SOLLEE.

>>> Oh My God.......Great ART

This is Great art ... who the heck can think of such fine art.

The height is right, the angle is right and not to forget the location is perfect.

This will surely slow down all fast runner...what for need to have checks anymore?

My interpretation is perfectly genuine from the hashing point of view.

Let me guess!! Hope you are not thinking what I think you are thinking..... hahaha......On! On!

>>> Remember your first KISS?

It's your first KISS and several questions might come to your mind:

• Is it the right time?
• Is anyone watching?
• Does your partner agree?
• Do I have bad breath?
• What happen if there is rejection?

Then with a brave heart.... "What the heck!".

Just close yours eyes and go for it !!!

>>> Where is my Cock?

The priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster(Cock) and 10 hens he kept out at the back of the parish house.

One Saturday night ( nothing to do with KH3 hashiers),the Cock went missing and the priest suspected it had been stolen.The next day at the morning mass, he asked the congregation,

"Has anybody got a Cock?" All the men stood up.

"NO" the priest said, That wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"NO !!" He said with a hint of annoyance.That wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a Cock that doesn't belong to them?

Half the women stood up.

"No !!" he said angrily. That wasn't what I meant either.

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY COCK?? "

All the choirboys stood up.

Priest fainted...

>>> Dont argue with your BOSS.

Occationally during our hashing outing ,our trek will come across some wild boars mud pond where they will have a happy time mud bathing.They disappear into the bushes when they hear footsteps running near them.


If those boars just left the mud pond, the area around it will stink due to its urine and waste left behind.


Just imagine if we hashiers were to fall into it.. but the photo says otherwise.

>>> Bull Jokes

This couple goes to an agricultural show in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments,

"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold:

"Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey,that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale:

"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,

"That's once a day, everyday of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back,

"Sure, once a day!

But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!"

>>> Suspected reason for MAD COW disease

Mad Cow Disease.
female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

>>> Hashing Couple.

The night is still young...beat it! beat it!!
Prince charming celup Dont berak here lar

Aiyo yo I lup u Dancing queen & the beast.

Quek quek .. More sampah pls.
Beerman,Peter Our GM..Potato Chong

The crookest man Super runner
Sweet smile. Rent collector expert.
Tung koon chai My toy ferrari mechanic.
Goodness..do it standing.Let's debit & credit now.

Behind is good..manmore Rice ..fainting lor.
Chi too great. Our 'choi sun yeh'.. kena loteri US7 mls woh