This couple goes to an agricultural show in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold:
"Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey,that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, everyday of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back,
"Sure, once a day!
But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!"
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