Government Job interview:
Boss: Are you a veteran?
Man:"Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam."
Boss: "Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
Man: "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled
it doesn't affect my ability to work though."
Boss: "Sorry to hear about the damage; but, I have some good news for you, as of right now you
are hired.
Man: Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in at 10a.m., and we'll get you started. If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me come in at 10a.m.?
Boss: Well here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for
the first 2 hours. No point in you coming in for that...
Man: 'very angry'... this is BALLESS DISCREMINATION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.
After cooling down he kneel down to pray......and seek forgiveness
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Man: I break his BALLS too.... Amen
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