Peanut King proud to be with Kajang Hash House Harriers: >>> Where is my Cock?

Kajang H3 1111th Celebration Run, Is confirmed ON. It's ON !!!

Kajang Hash 1111th Celebration Run, It's ON! It's ON!

Kajang Hash House Harriers 1111th celebration RUN
will be held on 14th-11-2009.

Damage: RM60.00

LONG RUN: Start at 5.00 pm

SHORT RUN: Start at 5.15 pm

Reg. By : 15th-10-2009 (Registration closing 13-11-09 )

Contact : PeanutKing (inter hash sec 2009/10)

HP : 6012-334 1737

Email : peanutking9888@gmail.com (for info or registration)
or wgr196@tm.net.my

Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang
GPS coordinates: Long: N 2 57" 26.1 , Lat E 101 49" 25.4 .

Invitation open to all Malaysian Hash Chapters.

Note: Please register early to secure your goodie bag.
Registration limit to 1200+- harriers & harriettes.

For more detail: http://kajanghhh.blogspot.com/

On ! On! On! On!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

>>> Where is my Cock?

The priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster(Cock) and 10 hens he kept out at the back of the parish house.

One Saturday night ( nothing to do with KH3 hashiers),the Cock went missing and the priest suspected it had been stolen.The next day at the morning mass, he asked the congregation,

"Has anybody got a Cock?" All the men stood up.

"NO" the priest said, That wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"NO !!" He said with a hint of annoyance.That wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a Cock that doesn't belong to them?

Half the women stood up.

"No !!" he said angrily. That wasn't what I meant either.

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY COCK?? "

All the choirboys stood up.

Priest fainted...

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Joke Link- husband & wife

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.

HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.

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A man was invited to the home of an old friend for dinner.

His friend started every conversation with his wife by endearing terms suchas "Honey, My Love, My dearest, Darling, Sweetheart, Sweetie-pie, Pumpkin".

The man was so impressed since the couple had been married for almost 60 years, and when the wife went off to the kitchen to serve desserts, he saidto his friend,

"I think it's really great that after all these years you have been married, you still call your wife by those lovely names."

The old guy looked at him and said softly

"Don't tell my wife, but I forgot her name about five years ago."

Joke Link-Marriage humour

Marriage humour
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can therebe greater than this one?"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"

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For all those men who say,

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk easier?".

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,

why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Relax with Phua Chu Kang

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn .......... lar.

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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................. you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

Kajang H3 1111th Celebration Run, Is confirmed ON. It's ON !!!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

>>> Where is my Cock?

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