>>> Football time- EURO 2008

My Dear Bloggers Friend.

I am fedup of being a Remisier.

So I took a brave decision today. Business is so quite .....very often remisiers are found sleeping.

With today being my last day here, I would like to inform each and
everyone of you of my decision.

I am leaving company as I have got a small job as a football coach.

It is quite far from here. Anyways, I will miss u guys.



I finally inform my BOSS of my decision to quit.

I would like to say thanks to all from bottom of my heart. I will send you
all my mobile number when I reach there.

Keep Smiling...

bye... bye...

Wishing you all the best of luck for your future. Keep in touch.



I have enclose a photo of my all my footballers in my team.
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>>> How to marry a rich man?

Four young gals decided that when they grew up they must be rich and must marry a rich man to maintain their expensive lifestyle.

They come to a conclusive points which all agreed to follow:

• stay healthy and smile always.


• must exercise regularly and be curvy to stay attractive.


• make sure the legs are small and pointy.


• die the hair regularly to be 'in and sharp'.


• must not be ashame to wear bikini in public.


• must meet up regularly to exchange ideas yearly.

After 20 years they finally meet up in PUBLIC TO MAKE A COMPARISION.

I invite you to be my judge and feel FREE TO COMMENT WITH ALL YOUR HEART.

BUT pls take note , .......No Wolves Whistling.

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>>>Why the famous Blogger opt for BAIL?

Initially he thought why not take the opportunities to LOOSE SOME WEIGHT.



He refuse to try the ideas I put up on this blog.

He decide to go on a BANANA DIET.



After 2 days behind bars he went BANANA.

.. and start to hallucinate about the
super drink during HAPPY HOURS,

the aroma or the BAK KOT TEH and

the wonder smoke of CUBA CIGARS.



That's not all ....he misses the GOOD FOOD from his WONDER CHEF.


We fellows blogger frens knew this WONDER CHEF can make him change his mind about jail even though his wife fails to persuade him.



WE WENT ON A MAD RUSH TO BRING HIS WONDER CHEF TO COOK IMMEDIATELY.



The WONDER CHEF oblige by cooking all his FAVORITE FOOD.

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>>>Why the famous blogger opt for JAIL?

Lately a famous blogger was send to jail because he refused to pay bail. This is the first time a blogger has been charged with sedition.

"This is becoming a test case," his lawyer said.

I being a first time blogger must be very careful not to be the second one in line to be charge.

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From now on I be very friendly and smile always.

I have advice all my fellow bloggers frens to smile like me.

With such a smile you can't get into any trouble.

Don't you think so.

>>> Dear God I BEG YOU !

Government Job interview:

Boss: Are you a veteran?

Man:"Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam."

Boss: "Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

Man: "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled
it doesn't affect my ability to work though."

Boss: "Sorry to hear about the damage; but, I have some good news for you, as of right now you
are hired.

Man: Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in at 10a.m., and we'll get you started. If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me come in at 10a.m.?

Boss: Well here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for
the first 2 hours. No point in you coming in for that...

Man: 'very angry'... this is BALLESS DISCREMINATION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.

After cooling down he kneel down to pray......and seek forgiveness
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Man: I break his BALLS too.... Amen

>>> I am not sure what is HE THINKING?

I am very confuse about his action.

First I thought he wanted to loose weight using a newer method after reading my blog.

On Second thought why loose weight risking your life.You might end up breaking a few bones instead.

Thirdly I think this guy must have a quarrel with his girlfriend lately so he wanted to 'let go' some steam with someone that's from a big organisation.

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>>>Secret of Man losing weight FREE OF CHARGE.

The latest trend is to own a trishaw and look out for FAT LADIES.

We man must discourage them from going to the spas, slimming centres and buying slimming products.

Don't scratch your head bold when you read my statement above.

Look at the photo below which is self explainary.

Imagine the amout of calories lost if she wanted to go

GENTING HIGHLAND.....OMG ...help me.

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>>>Do you know who is Chen Lee?

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.A few days later, he received this report:




> MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
> YOU LEAVE HOUSE
> I WATCH HOUSE
> HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
> HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
> HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
> I LOOK IN WINDOW.
> HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
> HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
> HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
> I PLAY WITH ME.
>I FALL OUT OF TREE.
>I NO SEE.

NO FEE. CHEN LEE. SO SOLLEE.