When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'
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Oh Lord, I am coming.
Oh Lord, I am coming.
My mind is empty and I dont know how to start woh...help !!
Many advices from friends but best of all they said is to do alot of reading.
Lately with the inflation hitting 7% and everthing is up except the stock market, where got heart to work.
I must write a letter to my boss to request for some salary increment to fill up my lost in buying power.
Read below ......a copy of my letter to my boss.
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Peanut$ king
Dear Bo$$, hope to receive $oone$t reply po$$ible.
note$: the S $ign is $lightly magnified for ea$ier reading.
EVERY Monday wait for Saturday.
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For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk easier?".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.